Vote For CalvinDude

Written and Directed by Peter Pike.  Music composed by Peter Pike.  Animated using Xtranormal software.

Script

Sometimes, I wish I didn't have a conscience.  Then I would be like everyone else in America.

Ignorant.  Apathetic.  But feeling really good about myself.

America used to be a dream.  Now it has become a nightmare.  The kind that leaves you shuddering in a cold sweat.  The kind that makes you wish you didn't eat pizza at one in the morning.

But I have belief.

Belief we can change.  For the future.  For our children.

Yes, my brothers, I have slogans.  Slogans you wouldn't believe.  Slogans you can't change.  And that is why I am announcing my candidacy for President of the United States of America.

Are you unemployed?  I feel your pain.  Do you post videos on YouTube in the hope that a member of the opposite sex will fall in love with you?  I feel your pain.  Do you get made fun of non-stop every day because you wear glasses?  I caused your pain.

That is why it is time to elect me, CalvinDude, as President.  Together, we can accomplish any slogan we want.